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Been talk around the water cooler lately about this. Is it safe for daily use? Recommendations?

We've all done it rubbing one out. And we know  Kinger is  "chronic " so is this a new thing? Greasing up the man rig after your shower for the day. Or am I late to the game? 

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BLM Joey and Kinger are taking a shower together:boner

K :  No wonder you are such a good coal miner, look at the size of that pick axe....How can I get mine to grow, Im tired of paying for black hookers  who are ripping me off

BLM  Easy Ese, Get some bacon grease and rub that shit in for 5 minutes before bed each night.

K:   K

 

About a month go by and they meet up at the bathhouse.

K  Hey man that shit isnt working, hell I thing its getting even smaller,,,that last hoe kept talking about a sale on vienna sausages at walmart

BLM  Did you rub the bacon grease on lil Kinger Jr    like I told you for 5 minutes every night

K   Yes, but I had to use Crisco because I was out of bacon

BLM   No wonder dummy, Crisco is shortening.

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30 minutes ago, Professor said:

Your wife like the taste of lotion??

Haven't done it yet guy. If put on in the morning can't believe it  has a flavor at night. Unless you're using scented lotions.  No different than using bodywash. 

Professor needs some teaching. 

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6 hours ago, The X said:

Bag Balm. 

Seriously it's the name .

It was originally used for cows with  mastitis.  Now it's used for everything. 

HenryHill gave the product 5 stars.  He has been using it on his roommate for months and the results speak for themself.

 

Both partners are fully satisfied.

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