Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 I along with the Board have settled on Ukraine for this year's event. All trains going into the country are currently empty so I expect tickets to remain affordable. Hotel occupancy remains light so I think I can get a good group rate on suites at the Kiev Hilton. Some rooms have been recently renovated and now include skylights. Armored transportation is difficult to find right now so we'll be planning activities close to the hotel. Expected activities may include an unscheduled Subway Sleepover so be prepared for the unexpected. More details to follow so get your passports and high capacity magazines in order now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 New details emerging... WVU will be leading a panel discussion on inexpensive real estate opportunities in major Ukrainian cities. Don't miss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 King Kolzig's presentation on Ukrainian job opportunities is expected to be well attended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Formal attire is optional for this years banquet. Green/brown camo is both popular and lightweight. Bloodstains will wash out easily with no dry cleaning required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Nightly fireworks shows just added!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 IAG's symposium on decorating newly acquired outdoor living spaces for homeowners may just be the hottest ticket in town. Sign up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Join Dr. Mike as he guides our group on a visit to newly established Ukrainian field hospitals and examines their Covid management procedures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 PLB isn’t gay but he wants to know if there will be any gay bars close to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, housepicks said: PLB isn’t gay but he wants to know if there will be any gay bars close to us. Eugene will be hosting a Molotov Cocktail tasting party at a known to be straight establishment that features a new outdoor patio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housepicks Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 He’s not gay though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, housepicks said: He’s not gay though he likely fell for the trap "yeah but my actions are different" "it doesnt count like the other guys" "i know im a good guy overall" likely his thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 I'm hoping Housepicks can tour us around some of the Ukrainian buildings showcasing their innovative ventilation techniques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigrunner Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Ukrainian Village in Chicago is a nice neighborhood. Currently they have full size Putin devils hanging from trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PatrickBateman Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 3 hours ago, housepicks said: PLB isn’t gay but he wants to know if there will be any gay bars close to us. Now sir. Why would I go to a gay bar when I don't even drink? Don't hate the player hate the game, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted March 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 34 minutes ago, PLB said: Now sir. Why would I go to a gay bar when I don't even drink? Don't hate the player hate the game, sir. I'm told Ukrainian gay bars have lively music. And large recently opened roofs to view the nightly fireworks, fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeneMorgan Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 They say it's better to try to be funny and fail than to never try to be funny at all. Does not apply to Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyz Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 For the evening entertainment. Which night is the Zelensky comedy act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasson621 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, xyz said: For the evening entertainment. Which night is the Zelensky comedy act? He's been headlining at the Warsaw Laugh Factory the last two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 business opportunities involve just stealing their businesses it's not u-krainian gas company, it's ME-kranian gas company! but then i would have to hire every democrat congressperson's crackhead kids like kerry/pelosi/biden ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyz Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 3/20/2022 at 10:48 AM, jasson621 said: He's been headlining at the Warsaw Laugh Factory the last two weeks. His closing bit is TOP SHELF funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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