KingKolzig Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 got an offer for 44% off will be the ultimate test to see if i can pull off a solo cruise. can i text enough teens at sbr and make it look like im totally cool with being all alone on a cruise. i mean the superbowl is one thing but this is next level solo vacation dinner will be very difficult i might have to make a video of my steak every single night. will the wifey even be awake so i can call her and plan my next solo vacation while on the cruise? tough calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Getting a passport may be a tall hill for you to climb KK. Do you feel comfortable sharing information with government officials? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 welcome about sir! OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepy Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 They got one on Albert Lea Lake It's like $10 and you bring your own booze I may give it a try this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 this made me lol i was gonna take the family on one of these, but i am never going anywhere or on anything that had vaccine mandates i would rather light the money on fire than give it to scumbag cowards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 sleepy that proves my theory would you rather be alone in a room with a t.v or alone in an empty room with an 18 pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: this made me lol i was gonna take the family on one of these, but i am never going anywhere or on anything that had vaccine mandates i would rather light the money on fire than give it to scumbag cowards I was looking closely at the Danube river cruises before Covid. I don't want to be anywhere near Europe for the foreseeable future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 look at this fukin room!!!! queen size top drawer mattress, i could sleep sideways with feet to spare 60 inch widescreen so i can watch my -330 fav lose 87-61 has its own fukin safe you m'fukers where i can store absolutely nothing of value to anyone else on the cruise even a fukin GIANT fridge for my white russians. never seen a fridge so fukin big!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Jail kind of spoiled the whole communal dining experience for me. Pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 kolzig i never heard a single person say something bad about viking cruises, it’s probably 30-0 positive i would need unlimited booze though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 hours ago, milwaukee mike said: kolzig i never heard a single person say something bad about viking cruises, it’s probably 30-0 positive i would need unlimited booze though likely cause scrubs cant afford it. so you are surrounded by good ppl and likely a real good happy staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 17 hours ago, sleepy said: They got one on Albert Lea Lake It's like $10 and you bring your own booze I may give it a try this year Went to a wedding on a boat once - up by bayfield near madeline island. Best wedding I ever went to, one side of the family was all drunks, free booze on board and most were drunk before it started. Shortly after the ceremony ended the fun started, women started hurling insults at other women, calling them cuunts, then the punches started flying, it was great. The look of horror on the faces of the grooms family as they realized what their son had married into was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 17 hours ago, KingKolzig said: look at this fukin room!!!! queen size top drawer mattress, i could sleep sideways with feet to spare 60 inch widescreen so i can watch my -330 fav lose 87-61 has its own fukin safe you m'fukers where i can store absolutely nothing of value to anyone else on the cruise even a fukin GIANT fridge for my white russians. never seen a fridge so fukin big!!! I think most cruises have grossly inflated rack rates - getting 40-50% off is the norm, I get mailers for them...10 days cruising european rivers - reg cost $6000, now available for $3199(inside cabin). The only truely cheap ones are the ones leaving FL for a few days/week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 23 minutes ago, mikeman said: I think most cruises have grossly inflated rack rates - getting 40-50% off is the norm, I get mailers for them...10 days cruising european rivers - reg cost $6000, now available for $3199(inside cabin). The only truely cheap ones are the ones leaving FL for a few days/week. Those cruises along the east coast of the USA hold zero appeal for me. Boston, lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyz Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 All aboard! Get a suite King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 hours ago, mikeman said: Went to a wedding on a boat once - up by bayfield near madeline island. Best wedding I ever went to, one side of the family was all drunks, free booze on board and most were drunk before it started. Shortly after the ceremony ended the fun started, women started hurling insults at other women, calling them cuunts, then the punches started flying, it was great. The look of horror on the faces of the grooms family as they realized what their son had married into was priceless. making too much eye contact with white trash is bad news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 imagine the 5'5 white trash midge roaming the halls mumbling "niger this niger that" after another losing night lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyz Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, KingKolzig said: imagine the 5'5 white trash midge roaming the halls mumbling "niger this niger that" after another losing night lol He would take it out on a 72 oz. steak. Eat the bone too. Best in the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomorrow's Newspaper Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Those cruises along the east coast of the USA hold zero appeal for me. Boston, lol... we did this a couple of years ago. The highlight was the Yankee/ Redsox game before we left New York. Once on the ship it was mostly rude Easterners shoving their way around like they were in the city. Some old lady wasnt paying attention and ran right into me even as i tried to get out of the way. I said "excuse me" being the polite southerner I am. She something like "watch where the fuck you are going next time". I wanted to circle around and just plow her over the next time. Couldnt wait to get off that ship. I'll stick with cruises out of Galveston and New Orleans. There may be a lot of red necks but at least the arent rude asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted May 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, Tomorrow's Newspaper said: we did this a couple of years ago. The highlight was the Yankee/ Redsox game before we left New York. Once on the ship it was mostly rude Easterners shoving their way around like they were in the city. Some old lady wasnt paying attention and ran right into me even as i tried to get out of the way. I said "excuse me" being the polite southerner I am. She something like "watch where the fuck you are going next time". I wanted to circle around and just plow her over the next time. Couldnt wait to get off that ship. I'll stick with cruises out of Galveston and New Orleans. There may be a lot of red necks but at least the arent rude asses im sure their were a good number of boston blacks who make $105k a year chatting about how racist the cruiseline is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 20 minutes ago, Tomorrow's Newspaper said: Couldnt wait to get off that ship. I'll stick with cruises out of Galveston and New Orleans. There may be a lot of red necks but at least the arent rude asses That's what I love about the south, even the jerks I've met have good manners and display southern hospitality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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