joeybagadonuts Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gmcarroll33 said: What is that a lemon shark? I've only seen one shark in my life snorkeling but it was basically a pet that went and hid in a cave. I dove down to take pictures while the rest swam to the boat in fear. The waves were too rough and it was too deep though. A bull shark, great white, or tiger would have had me swimming for my life like the rest. Yep it was a lemon shark. Took a boat out to some island covered in iguanas. One of the boat crew who was walking around w us said it probably wasn’t dangerous (and I was on shrooms) so said fuck it and walked right next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurryUpAndDrink Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, mikeman said: His famous quote from this trip is "here i am in fagville, look at all the faggs". Can’t imagine this midge visiting my town he would get cut stomped and cucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Losco Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 7 hours ago, HurryUpAndDrink said: Can’t imagine this midge visiting my town he would get cut stomped and cucked why, lots of faggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurryUpAndDrink Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Sam Losco said: why, lots of faggs? no, as soon as I saw someone calling my town fagville I would be delivering a curb stomping I hate midgets (not the real ones, but the altitude challenged fatties like Landers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, HurryUpAndDrink said: I hate midgets (not the real ones, Real midgets give me pause... Why do a majority of the female ones have pig-type noses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybagadonuts Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Real midgets give me pause... Why do a majority of the female ones have pig-type noses? Hopefully our resident MIDGE checks in and let’s us know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurryUpAndDrink Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Real midgets give me pause... Why do a majority of the female ones have pig-type noses? Yes, they give me pause, but not comtempt I pity them Being a midget has to be among the worst hands u can be dealt in the poker game of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: Real midgets give me pause... Why do a majority of the female ones have pig-type noses? probably because little people bump their face into things quite often? table legs, kneecaps, car doors, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHHEAD Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, HurryUpAndDrink said: Being a midget has to be among the worst hands u can be dealt in the poker game of life MILLIONS AND MILLIONS worse hands on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Just now, FISHHEAD said: MILLIONS AND MILLIONS worse hands on the planet. absolutely had a friend with a brain tumor that died at age 11... had another friend with spina bifida that was confined to a wheelchair and in constant pain half the world's population lives on less than $6/day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurryUpAndDrink Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, milwaukee mike said: absolutely had a friend with a brain tumor that died at age 11... had another friend with spina bifida that was confined to a wheelchair and in constant pain half the world's population lives on less than $6/day that's fucked according to my calculations I make $60 a day $25/hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, milwaukee mike said: probably because little people bump their face into things quite often? table legs, kneecaps, car doors, etc Valid explanation. I thought it was a genetic defect of some kind when in actuality it's a symptom of carelessness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FISHHEAD Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 She must have a fetish for SPINNERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 She provided crayons which was thoughtful, but her date really needed a high chair both for his self esteem and food consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 i would think the "embarassment" of being given crayons is still far less than the embarassment of going all over the news making a big deal about it OH NO! someone thought i was younger than i am! happens in every bar and restaurant in the country, checking id of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: i would think the "embarassment" of being given crayons is still far less than the embarassment of going all over the news making a big deal about it OH NO! someone thought i was younger than i am! happens in every bar and restaurant in the country, checking id of people What would be more appropriate for the waitress, bringing him a high chair or a phone book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, Jimmy Hoffa said: What would be more appropriate for the waitress, bringing him a high chair or a phone book? well i think the appropriate thing upon check-in is for the little person to declare his intentions, and what would make him the most comfortable similar to when i would go out with a disabled friend... not saying that dwarfism is necessarily a disability, but the us govt recognizes it as such Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milwaukee mike Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 i would also say (sadly) that almost all people of strange shapes and sizes, or wheelchair bound, refuse to eat in restaurants because of the stares or pity just trying to eat a sandwich and some jackass will always say something like "it's so nice that someone like you can get out of the house" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The X Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: i would also say (sadly) that almost all people of strange shapes and sizes, or wheelchair bound, refuse to eat in restaurants because of the stares or pity just trying to eat a sandwich and some jackass will always say something like "it's so nice that someone like you can get out of the house" Certainly hasn't slowed Landers down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, milwaukee mike said: i would also say (sadly) that almost all people of strange shapes and sizes, or wheelchair bound, refuse to eat in restaurants because of the stares or pity just trying to eat a sandwich and some jackass will always say something like "it's so nice that someone like you can get out of the house" You never had the pleasure of dining at a federal building cafeteria... Because of the recognition of that disability the feds hire many. At VA we didn't have any because we mostly hired Vets. FBI and ATF have height requirements for agents. But upstairs at IRS, State and SSA they were well represented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmcarroll33 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: i would also say (sadly) that almost all people of strange shapes and sizes, or wheelchair bound, refuse to eat in restaurants because of the stares or pity just trying to eat a sandwich and some jackass will always say something like "it's so nice that someone like you can get out of the house" Imagine being Vern Troyer on a daily basis. Yeah you’re a person like all the rest of us, but you know everybody is staring at you constantly and it’s gotta be hard to ever have a true friend or lover. On the reverse end it was the same with Andre the Giant. Troyer drank himself to death by suicide and Andre drank non stop because he knew he was dying anyways but just wanted to be normal and not stared at everywhere he went. Brock is just a chosen loser. Troyer and Andre never had a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTGAMBLE Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 12 minutes ago, milwaukee mike said: well i think the appropriate thing upon check-in is for the little person to declare his intentions, and what would make him the most comfortable similar to when i would go out with a disabled friend... not saying that dwarfism is necessarily a disability, but the us govt recognizes it as such Brock collects disability for dwarfism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Hoffa Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 17 minutes ago, JTGAMBLE said: Brock collects disability for dwarfism. The SSDI Jackpot! I notice many trips begin just after the 1st of the month... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKolzig Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Gmcarroll33 said: Imagine being Vern Troyer on a daily basis. Yeah you’re a person like all the rest of us, but you know everybody is staring at you constantly and it’s gotta be hard to ever have a true friend or lover. On the reverse end it was the same with Andre the Giant. Troyer drank himself to death by suicide and Andre drank non stop because he knew he was dying anyways but just wanted to be normal and not stared at everywhere he went. Brock is just a chosen loser. Troyer and Andre never had a chance. delivering sacks of burgers across the campus that you graduated from. then pretending to smile as the hot chicks laugh at you is losing bigly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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