WVU, need an update on the stripper that wanted to F*CK you and marry you because she really liked you.

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How much money did she take you for, hopefully not a ton but she really had you going. Did you finally learn that strippers dont like you, just your money, like the rest of us learned when we were 18 after our 2nd visit to the strip club?

 

Also if you could link me to the thread, couldnt remember if it was eog or here that you posted at?

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nevermind, found it

[h=2]I have stripper game[/h] 10-11-2014, 11:53 AM

 

 

I am not good looking, my hairline is going north, I am not buff...but I have stripper game.

 

 

So I went down to the lower keys for a few days on a mini mancation with my sister's husband. I'm actually still here, but I'm heading back home in an hour or so. He has a nice place on the water in Big Pine Key which is about 30-40 minutes from Key West. We have been hanging out fishing and snorkeling and of course drinking. Yesterday we decided to head down to Key West to do the Duval Crawl. We started at about 6 and by midnight we were hammerblasted so we decided to end the night at the strip club.

 

The club wasn't real busy but they weren't short on talent. Most of the girls here are Russian or Eastern European for whatever reason. We sat down at the bar and started talking to the girls who would come over and sit beside us. A nice young girl from Belarus came over and sat beside me. We were drinking, talking, just having a friendly time. After a couple drinks she asked if I wanted to take her upstairs to the champagne room. My bro in law was already getting a Lapdance so I said sure.

 

I pre paid a couple hundred for 30 minutes with this girl. She was doing her thing but also drinking, and laughing with me. After the thirty minutes went by she asked me if I wanted more time, I said ok, but I needed to get more cash. She said not to worry about it and that she was having a good time with me anyway. This has happened before so I didn't think much of it and would get her more money later. Well later became much later. Like 3 hours later. I wasn't fucking her or getting a bj, but was having a great time with her. I was making out with her and kissing her neck as she was grinding on me. She was loving it and really getting into it as was I. I was fingering her and kissing all over her beautiful box. She never tried to push me away though I wasn't really trying to go too far. I really think she was enjoying herself as much as I was.

 

So by this time it is after 3 and I told her I better find my bro. We went back downstairs and I started heading for the atm. She pulled me aside before I got there and told me not to worry about the money and that all she really wanted was my cell number. I was like are you serious? I thought it was going to cost me at least $500 if not much more. So I gave her my number. She kept saying that she wanted a good friend that she could talk to and hang out with. At this point, I was thinking wow this chick is super cool. I parted ways with her and found my bro and we headed back to the house. As I'm dragging myself into bed at about 4 am, I get a text from her asking if I was still up. I told her we just got back and I was getting into bed. She asked if we could talk and I said sure but I was tired as fuck.

 

So I'm talking to this stripper listening to her life story and giving her mine. About 20 minutes into the call she asked me if we could finish what we started at the club. I told her I was 40 minutes away. She said we could finish right here on the phone. She proceeds to describe what she's doing and what she wants me to do. I could tell she was really going to town on herself. I am no stranger to phone sex as I have had some freaky relationships in the past. This went on for a good 30 minutes or so. We finally ended the call with her wanting to make plans to go to a Judas Priest concert. Not even sure if those guys are still alive let alone touring. I finally got to sleep after about 5 am. I gave my bro the rundown an hour ago and we had a good laugh about it.

 

 

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JFC kissing a strippers beautiful box

 

this sounds like moldys stripper encounters

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[KingRevolver]

Shots fired.

[Heartman]

Eastern European girls are hot.

 

The opportunity presented itself and you took advantage of the situation.

 

Every man craves variety.