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James reminds us all of that guy we knew. Won a state championship, had all the women, all the friends. Wore his letter jacket around and was the toast of his hometown. But the second he had to adapt to the real world, he discovered that life wasn’t always going to be handed to him, and he’s had a hard time coming to terms with that. His 2013 championship where he brought along a bunch of rented friends and teammates was basically like going back to your 10 year reunion bald and ringless, and bringing along a prostitute.

 

Quick look at a list of the best players in NBA history for the past 30 years has Michael Jordan who was such a dorky nerd in high school that he couldn’t even make their second best basketball team. Kobe went to school in Italy like some wierdo, and Steph Curry was such a pathetic spaz that he couldnt even get a scholarship to his Dads old college, getting passed up by the Virginia Tech admissions board that year in favor of the safer bets of Cho Son Hui and Marcus Vick.

 

All this adversity made Curry, Kobe, and Jordan have to actually develop personalties instead of just expecting the world to hand them everything on a platter. James on the other hand thought he would just skip college and live in his moms basement for 5 years in Akron with his high school sweetheart and just keep relying on the same dumb luck that won him the genetic lottery 31 years ago.

 

But just like basically every other dumb jock, the real world has hit Lebron hard. No longer able to fall back on all the accolades he received when he was a teenager, prom King James has faded away into anonymity like the rest of us. It looks like his best bets going to be just opening up a car dealership in Akron and living off the 4 years of glory at St. Vincent St. Marys, because it sure looks like the only title he’s earning this year is “most likely to read his yearbook everynight and cry.”

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James reminds us all of that guy we knew. Won a state championship, had all the women, all the friends. Wore his letter jacket around and was the toast of his hometown. But the second he had to adapt to the real world, he discovered that life wasn’t always going to be handed to him, and he’s had a hard time coming to terms with that. His 2013 championship where he brought along a bunch of rented friends and teammates was basically like going back to your 10 year reunion bald and ringless, and bringing along a prostitute.

Quick look at a list of the best players in NBA history for the past 30 years has Michael Jordan who was such a dorky nerd in high school that he couldn’t even make their second best basketball team. Kobe went to school in Italy like some wierdo, and Steph Curry was such a pathetic spaz that he couldnt even get a scholarship to his Dads old college, getting passed up by the Virginia Tech admissions board that year in favor of the safer bets of Cho Son Hui and Marcus Vick.

All this adversity made Curry, Kobe, and Jordan have to actually develop personalties instead of just expecting the world to hand them everything on a platter. James on the other hand thought he would just skip college and live in his moms basement for 5 years in Akron with his high school sweetheart and just keep relying on the same dumb luck that won him the genetic lottery 31 years ago.

But just like basically every other dumb jock, the real world has hit Lebron hard. No longer able to fall back on all the accolades he received when he was a teenager, prom King James has faded away into anonymity like the rest of us. It looks like his best bets going to be just opening up a car dealership in Akron and living off the 4 years of glory at St. Vincent St. Marys, because it sure looks like the only title he’s earning this year is “most likely to read his yearbook everynight and cry.”

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Wow. Absolute burial!

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