Mr. Rito, we have two sister dealerships in the Beaner capital of the world, Mexico City. Your beautiful Colombian wife notifies us about your relocation there. We would love for you to test drive one of our brand-new Audis. No tricks, no hassles. We won't even try the dent scam that we in the business call "Brick insurance." Um, I've, well, oh, said too much, just come in! Mr. Brick, we are still waiting to hear from you.