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  1. Mr. Rito, we have two sister dealerships in the Beaner capital of the world, Mexico City. Your beautiful Colombian wife notifies us about your relocation there. We would love for you to test drive one of our brand-new Audis. No tricks, no hassles. We won't even try the dent scam that we in the business call "Brick insurance." Um, I've, well, oh, said too much, just come in! Mr. Brick, we are still waiting to hear from you.
  2. Mr. Brick, we need an answer. Act now and you'll receive 50 free oil changes for your new car.* *Oil changes must all be done within 2 weeks after signing contract
  3. Please don't listen to these broke chumps, Mr. Brick. We here at Dakota Dodge would love to have you back at any time. Let's trade that car in and get you a FREE upgrade. (Absolutely FREE! NO CATCH) A responsible family man like yourself, and your beautiful family, deserve only the best! We'll throw in a free lube job. $2700 value
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