don julio

Fat middle aged guy in braces Is this the pic your cousin swiped right on Tinder to? I think I see some Jersey Mike’s scraps on your braces! What’s the rest of the outfit? Some Lee Dungarees, steel toed boots and one of Yanks Tap Out T-Shirts? You look like you could be on the Poster at Planned Parenthood to scare teenage girls into taking birth control. Your face is so swollen it looks like you were stung by bees When you sniff parties do g strings ever get tangled up in your braces? Do you feel like Kaepernick getting off the bus walking into the stadium with your headphones on? 15 minutes to awesomeness and the guy wonders why no one would take one of his free Coca Colas.