The Punisher

If that's the criteria then I win hands down. No real job until my mid-forties. Then miraculously landed some high paying government job in Canada. Without a resume or job history. After only putting in 10 years with that, Im now retired on a ridiculously expensive island near Vancouver, Canada. Now only after putting in 10 years, I have a $8,333 per month pension. I was obviously smart enough to leave the States in my mid-forties for greener pastures. Now look at me. Oh, and I almost forgot. I managed to pull all this off while also spending a nice sized stint inside a beautiful American prison. And also picked up some PTSD along the way. Ain't no hun gonna top that noyz. Sinker smarter than all chitty hands down.

Takes a real kind of special piece of shit to refer to someone's kid as a retard.

Your bullshit is insufferable. Just die already.

Do us all a favor and drink a bottle of Drano with your dinner tonight. Idiot.

LSU played a game on 12/28 after the awards circuit. And Burrow threw 7 TDs in the 1st half. Moron.

What a f..a ggot. Goes into hiding for months using the Chapo ghost. Then decides to come back as a f..a ggot. Again.

Bullshit. But you are probably too dumb to understand how ridiculous this sounds. Right next to getting struck by lightning 8 times and winning the powerball 5 times. What a fucking idiot.

I'll call you Klown. If you are going to make up a bunch of shit to impress people, at least be smart enough to have the pieces to the puzzle fit together. Nobody with 1 brain cell would believe you didn't have a job until your early 40's, then got a government high paying job without a resume, then retired within 15 years with a pension of 80k per year before you hit 60, and got locked up somewhere in there. Nobody would believe it because it's not possible.

If anyone reads this Kovac's forum rantings and comes to the conclusion that he is anything but full of shit, they are a moron. Guy says he never worked until his early 40's. Then got some high paying government job all the sudden out of nowhere. Was able to grab that without any work experience. And less than 15 years later he retires with a pension north of 80k per year. Oh, and don't forget he also spent some time in prison mixed in there somewhere. Klown Kovac should be his name.

Stop with lies dipshit. Anyone with a brain can figure out that you don’t have a job.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read on this board. A clinically insane man with multiple trips to the psych ward saying he deals in reality.

Jason has obviously never read a post from carolinakid or balco. There is no way either of them legitimately made it past 3rd grade without the help of special ed classes.

Nice Google stock photo from the Village Idiot.

Weave us another 12k loss. Idiot.

How was the protein shake in Peet's bathroom?